ryumma: what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf
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vampishly: pansexualprincess: passionofthedauterive: Family Guy Rape jokes Eating disorder jokes Pedophilia jokes Racist jokes Molestation jokes Self harm jokes King of the Hill Body positive No rape jokes, ever. No eating disorder jokes, ever. No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass. The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really racist. Self...
thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.– (via dodgy-mermaid)
ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
timetravelingtrickster: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.
Feminism is anti-sexism. A male who has divested of male privilege, who has...– -bell hooks, Feminism is for Everybody just going to emphasize that last sentence again: As long as females take up the banner of feminist politics without addressing and transforming their own sexism, ultimately the movement will be undermined. (via browndenim)
samfetamine: amarobotic: people keep asking me how I am going to walk in a mermaid tail it’s a mermaid tail, dude. you can’t walk in a mermaid tail. i’m going to be wheeled around on a cart, or stay stationary, or swim (maybe). i can also hop around a bit, basically from the bathroom where I will change into it, to the cart. imma be a damn princess is how i’ll walk in a mermaid tail you...