If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.
people keep asking me how I am going to walk in a mermaid tail
it’s a mermaid tail, dude. you can’t walk in a mermaid tail. i’m going to be wheeled around on a cart, or stay stationary, or swim (maybe). i can also hop around a bit, basically from the bathroom where I will change into it, to the cart.
imma be a damn princess is how i’ll walk in a mermaid tail
you need to get a Segway-type device making company to sponsor you:
does that first one require peddling