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I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.
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-bell hooks, Feminism is for Everybody
just going to emphasize that last sentence again: As long as females take up the banner of feminist politics without addressing and transforming their own sexism, ultimately the movement will be undermined.
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people keep asking me how I am going to walk in a mermaid tail
it’s a mermaid tail, dude. you can’t walk in a mermaid tail. i’m going to be wheeled around on a cart, or stay stationary, or swim (maybe). i can also hop around a bit, basically from the bathroom where I will change into it, to the cart.
imma be a damn princess is how i’ll walk in a mermaid tail
you need to get a Segway-type device making company to sponsor you:
does that first one require peddling
Lust
I came.
at first i was all “oh god yes” and then i saw that they are by vivienne westwood and went “lol nope $$$$$$$$$”
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raining outside.
yeah this is a pretty good representation of the show
jesus christ